Even Usher Can't Make Talentless Justin Bieber Real Black Star; HEADLINE EDIT: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS! WILL REPORTED NAME CHANGE VOTE TO JASON THORN OR LITTLE BOY BLUE HELP "WHITE TRASH" NEWBIE?

Unless you're a white teen, the first thing you recognize about Justin Beaver is that he has no talent. Yet, because he's got the endorsement of recognized celebrity Usher, the mediocre teen is already being compared to superstar icon Michael Jackson. Yuck! The comparison makes me nauseas!

Allegedly, according to celebrity snitch Clarence Starr the talentless newbie is hoping a name change to a "cooler" and more "sensational" "celebrity sounding name will overshadow his lack of talent and make him more endear-able  to the black community and his white teen fan base. "I don't know if Usher's approved it or not. But, according to sources reportedly close to his inner circle, Bieber's recognizing his own lack of himself and is ready to start using gimmicks to make people interested in him. "It's believed he wants to bring the public in on a name change scam he's trying to promote and has decided between two names he wants his fans (using the term lightly) to vote on: Jason Thorn or Little Boy Blue. I don't think either will do him any good but who knows," Starr says. "It's being said that real artists in the industry are calling him a "white trash star" because, though he taught himself to play three instruments, he has only reasonable vocals and no natural talent."

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"White people like to oversensationalize the people they elevate as stars," Starr says. "Usher was clearly thinking he could take some no name, white boy with minimal skills, invest a few dollars in him and make, for himself, another Eminem, like Dr. Dre did with Marshall Mathers. But after Mathers, blacks are being a little more cautious about the whites their allowing the media to be stars in their imagination; and Bieber's been rejected. Without the support of the Illuminati it's questionable how far someone with as few talents as Beaver can really rise."